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BARNABY Joyce has been dumped as Acting Prime Minister next week in a dramatic demonstration Malcolm Turnbull has doubts about his role as his deputy.

Prenatal paternity leave?
 
apparently this is why Barnaby did the deed ... fricken Bill Shorten's fault again!!!!

Labor
Bill Shorten - had an extra-marital affair with cute blonde Chloe Bryce 10 years ago - and got Ms Bryce pregnant while both were still married.

Tony Burke - had an affair with office staffer Skye Laris while married to Cathy Bresnan with kids.

Bob Hawke - had an affair with Blanch d’Alpuget while married to Hazel - while he was PM.

Greens
Nick McKim - had an affair with married staffer Cassy O’Connor while her husband artist was at home keeping the home fires burning and raising their 4 kids. McKim’s affair ended up breaking up the young family.
 
So his solution is to interfere with personal relationships ... like back to pre seventies public service. Women get the heave ho when they get married?


I guess the simple answer is if you want to have sex with someone, make sure he/she is not a staffer.

Having an object of your desire around all the time can be distracting from the job you are paid to do.
 
Banning sex with staff isn't going to fix the problem of favouritism or corruption which is the real issue here.
 
Banning sex with staff isn't going to fix the problem of favouritism or corruption which is the real issue here.

Bonking ban on the people who are running the country. Are we running a kindergarten?
 
Confirms the one-eyed way the aristocrats look upon their perceived lesser class dunnit? It's OK to bonk someone of the same sex but if you touch the minions you are sent to the far queue.
 
I don't think installing Barnaby Joyce as Acting PM is acceptable next week.
- Matthias Corman to Acting PM
- Michael McCormack to Nats Leader
It has to happen. Enough is enough.
Halfway there. I rarely feel much sympathy for Malcolm Turnbull. But today I do.

To the Fed National Party members - you're not in Kansas anymore..

Hey Barnaby, where's all the water in the Murray-Darling system, the South Australians are feeling very thirsty!
 
Could this be the death knell for corporate tax cuts ?

And possibly for the Turnbull government.

Tax-free billions: Australia's largest companies haven't paid corporate tax in 10 years


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-...ian-companies-havent-paid-in-10-years/9423044


ABC corporate tax slant didn't meet 'editorial standards'

http://www.afr.com/business/media-a...idnt-meet-editorial-standards-20180216-h0w89o

ABC's big corporate tax reveal exposes its innumeracy

http://www.afr.com/business/media-a...idnt-meet-editorial-standards-20180216-h0w89o
 
Then Emma Alberici retweets Bill Shorten's reference to her flawed report.

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Water, power, house prices, wages, roads, trains, businesses struggling and on it goes.

I just wish these clowns would start governing for the good of the country rather than themselves.

There used to be fairly common calls to abolish state governments. Looking at it right now though most (all?) the states are at least getting something done whereas the same can’t be said for the federal government which has been borderline disfunctional for years now.
 
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