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I'm always fascinated by anagrams and near anagrams, such as:

- Moira Deeming (of whom I'm something of a fan)'s first name is an anagram of "Maori", which she identifies as according to Wikipedia.
- For the Blackadder fans: Baldrick's name is a near anagram of his master, Blackadder.
- I always found it bizarre that Virginia Roberts chose to marry a guy whose surname Giuffre (the "g" is normally pronounced like a standard hard "j") is such a near anagram of Jeffrey Epstein's first name. Not only that she married him, but chose to use that surname herself.
 
After feeding the bovines with hay and apples and pears (so-called rejects that Coles and Woolies won't accept, too big or too small) checked the three remaining dams that have water in them.
Surprise, surprise, two are at about the same level as last week, and spring fed one seems to have gained some water level, even though the cattle are giving it a drinking hiding.
Takes the pressure off without having to cart water to them next week.
 
Bit of a sad morning.
I had to throw out a pair of socks this morning.
There was a hole in the heel that I made somewhat larger when pulling them on.
Sad, these were my favourite socks with lobsters on them.
RIP socks.
Mick
 
A well ripened Josephine pear, neatly diced, enhanced my usual muesli and yoghurt breakfast.

Sometimes, a cup of coffee precedes it, but today I've waited. I will make a brew, to enjoy it sitting in the sunshine.
 
There seems to be somewhat of competition to see who can post the most useless and or irrelevant tidbit in this aptly named thread.
So far, Farmerge is winning hands down, though there are plenty of contenders who are yet to realise most of their posts actually belong in this thread.
Mick
 
mullokintyre said:
There seems to be somewhat of competition to see who can post the most useless and or irrelevant tidbit in this aptly named thread.
So far, Farmerge is winning hands down, though there are plenty of contenders who are yet to realise most of their posts actually belong in this thread.
Mick
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how is the other sock coping? Has it been thrown out as well? Does it need some counselling? I know it's given you a lot of support of late.
 
mullokintyre said:
There seems to be somewhat of competition to see who can post the most useless and or irrelevant tidbit in this aptly named thread.
So far, Farmerge is winning hands down, though there are plenty of contenders who are yet to realise most of their posts actually belong in this thread.
Mick
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@mullokintyre Perhaps I shall retract a bit and let some others be top of the pops.
 
I'm afraid not @Bellcose . I had believed you to be a connoisseur of coffee. Nescafe Gold Intense is the only way to go. This is advice and do not do your own research DNDYOR.

gg
 
Continuing my basic luck with Lotto.
Once again 2 numbers and the Powerball for about $11 return.
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
I'm afraid not @Bellcose . I had believed you to be a connoisseur of coffee. Nescafe Gold Intense is the only way to go. This is advice and do not do your own research DNDYOR.

gg
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There is a sadness in my heart. You are promoting the quick and dirty method, emphasis on dirty, the masses use to make a pretend coffee. I expected better of you. Now you must try harder and your soul will benefit.

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Over the last few months, the neighbourhood has been surprised and probably shocked to see an elderly gentleman i.e me, out and about on an ebike purchased a while ago and thoroughly enjoying it.
 
Dona Ferentes said:
how is the other sock coping? Has it been thrown out as well? Does it need some counselling? I know it's given you a lot of support of late.
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I sent them both to sock heaven.
The other sock would never cope without its mate, it was the most humane thing to do.
The support has been transferred to a jock strap.
mick
 
The fourth Mrs Gumnut and I are minding 2 grandchildren, aged one and two+, their parents are at a wedding. We bathed both then Mrs G got the 1 yo nappied, pj'ed and ready for sleep meanwhile I moisturised ( bad eczema ) the older lad and nappied and put on his pyjamas as well. Then I had to read him a story. Then I finally got him to get in to bed. I slowly started to leave his room and turned off the light. Then just as I was closing his door his tiny voice said " Grandad, grandad, .....I've done a poo". this must have been the origin of the expression "**** happens".

gg
 


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