Like the one about the Beer Distillers Convention.
After the first day's talks and discussion, they retired to the bar.
Barman asks em to name their poison.
The VB manager orders a VB
the Tooheys manager order a Tooheys
etc
and eventualy
the Guinness manager orders a lemonade.
they all have a brief laugh at his expense..
to which he replies ,
"begorrah, if you luds aren't gonna bother drinking real beer, then oI'll keep you company"![]()
lol. frank sinatra famously quipped, when offered a glass of water; "i ordered a drink. not a wash..!"