Who would you invite to dinner?

[waza1960]

my list: Winston Churchill
Warren Buffet
Bill Gates
Ted Bundy
Arnold Swarzenegger
Bill Clinton
Peter Costello:

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

William Shakespeare.
Michelangelo.
Winston Churchill
Groucho Marx
Nelson Mandela

gg

 

[Julia]

Some great choices there, people.

Mr Burns, you can't have that many. Sorry. The table can only accommodate five guests plus yourself. How about providing a revised list?

Great suggestion to include Osama bin Laden, especially along with George W.!

I'm sad to observe no one wishes to include our Dear Leader.

 

[theasxgorilla]

David Bowie
Brad Pitt
Kurt Cobain
Bruce Lee
Scarlett Johansson

 

[springhill]

Modern day category

Mark Ricciuto (sport)
Zack de la Rocha (music)
Will Ferrel (comedy)
Wilson Tuckey (politics)
Jen Hawkins, though if she declines will gladly substitute Prospector (hotties)


Deceased category

Keith Miller (sport)
Bon Scott (music)
John Candy (comedy)
Napoleon (politics)
Marilyn Monroe (hotties)

 

[Harleyquin]

I would only like my children and their families as, like most modern families, we are scattered far and wide and are able to get together so rarely.

 

[theasxgorilla]

Modern day category

Mark Ricciuto (sport)
Zack de la Rocha (music)
Will Ferrel (comedy)
Wilson Tuckey (politics)
Jen Hawkins, though if she declines will gladly substitute Prospector (hotties)


Deceased category

Keith Miller (sport)
Bon Scott (music)
John Candy (comedy)
Napoleon (politics)
Marilyn Monroe (hotties)

Good call Springhill, that would make it a fun dinner and more!

 

[GumbyLearner]

I'd eat by myself. I enjoy my own company.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Just a slight variation on the theme Julia.

A dinner party guaranteed to start off polite and couth, plenty of grog, and a guaranteed call to the coppers to break it up after midnight.

Paul Keating
Wilson Tuckey
Damir Dokic
Abdul Nacer Benbrika
Gordon Ramsey

(Benbrika gets to choose the coffee and mints)

I of course would moderate and stir if things quietened down at any stage.

gg

 

[Sean K]

I would only like my children and their families as, like most modern families, we are scattered far and wide and are able to get together so rarely.

I'm with you.

My table has mum, dad, brother, sister-in law, wife.

And vino.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

My Mum.

I would only like my children and their families as, like most modern families, we are scattered far and wide and are able to get together so rarely.

I'd eat by myself. I enjoy my own company.

I'm with you.

My table has mum, dad, brother, sister-in law, wife.

And vino.

Julia might have to ask Sigmund Freud to do the cooking for you lot.

Its a dinner party.

gg

 

[bunyip]

I'd invite a couple of people of my acquaintance who would make lively company, but I'd have to wait until my wife was away for the weekend!

 

[Solly]

I'd include these;

Garry Shandling
Jeffrey Tambor
Stephen Merchant
Ricky Gervais
Tex Johnston

 

[Sean K]

Julia might have to ask Sigmund Freud to do the cooking for you lot.

Its a dinner party.

gg

He can come and take notes if he likes.

I only see my family once a year, so I'll stick with my selection.

 

[bunyip]

I'd include these;

Garry Shandling
Jeffrey Tambor
Stephen Merchant
Ricky Gervais
Tex Johnston

Hang on Solly....they're all blokes - wouldn't you want a couple of lively sheilas in the mix to give the party a bit of sting?

 

[nunthewiser]

, but I'd have to wait until my wife was away for the weekend!

That can be arranged

 

[Solly]

Hang on Solly....they're all blokes - wouldn't you want a couple of lively sheilas in the mix to give the party a bit of sting?

Good point bunyip, to add balance I'd include,

Fiona O'Loughlin
Dr Fiona Wood
Ali Moore
Allison Stokke
and of course, almost forgot
Lady Penelope :

 

[moneymajix]

Off the top of my head...


Jon Stewart
(US comedian)

Mike Moore
(US documentary maker)

Paul Keating
(Former PM)

Hugh Lunn
(Australian author and QLD icon).



DECEASED

Nikola Tesla
(Inventor).



.

 

[Fishbulb]

Julia might have to ask Sigmund Freud to do the cooking for you lot.

Its a dinner party.

gg

Not true. It read "who would you invite for dinner"

I said me mum because I don't get on with her in the slightest but wished that I did, and perhaps inviting her for dinner would make a difference. But anyway, enough about my problems.

Here's a revised list -

Salvador Dali
Ornette Coleman
Hunter S Thompson
William Burroughs
PJ O'Rourke

 

[Macquack]

...Tiger Woods...

Isn't Jack Nicklaus good enough for you Burns.

Major Championships
Nicklaus 18
Woods 14

All time Wins
Nicklaus 114
Woods 95

Yeah yeah, I know Woods is younger.