You can see why people hate an organisation like ISIS, and I'm among them, but it's hard to fathom why they would trawl the White Pages on the off chance that the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria had branch offices listed in the Australian telephone book so they could register their displeasure with the receptionist.
Which, of course, is exactly what happened, with the poor buggers at the ISIS office refurbishment company fielding calls from halfwits asking them to put an end to the terror.
Imagine if you rang the wrong one y mistake. Sorry Mr Al-Baghdadi, we were just after some filing cabinets, not an Islamic caliphate.
These are terrifying times, for sure, and they bring with them an often terrifying level of stupidity.