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Realist · 20 September 2006

juddy said:
It’s official – Aussie Rules is the nation’s most injury-prone sport;

Yep if you want bruised ovaries, stubbed toes, broken hearts, panty rash, brain numbness, and a turned stomach play gAyFL.

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barney · 20 September 2006

Realist said:
Yep if you want bruised ovaries, stubbed toes, broken hearts, panty rash, brain numbness, and a turned stomach play gAyFL.

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PS This response is posted with my tongue strategically placed in my cheek!!

Hey Realist. Before I "get mean" , I have to say I respect your opinions and also respect the fact that you "stand by" what you think regardless of what others say.........that tells me you are a successful investor, and well done!!!............but this gayFL thing is not fair!! ( I know you're only stirring, but the "between the lines" says you mean it) .........One question............have you ever played a "contact" sport??? (The question is asked in humour, but also with sincerity, cause I'm not sure you realise how hard it is to "run yourself into the ground" for an hour or more with people jumping on your back when you least expect it; (some people probably like that part ) As I say I'm from NSW so AFL is a late addition to my viewing repertoire, but these guys are "serious" athletes! .................PPS What do YOU think about netball??..........Cheers, Barney.

Realist · 20 September 2006

barney said:
One question............have you ever played a "contact" sport???

Dancing is a contact sport.

Rugby is a collision sport.

I've played League, Union, Soccer and cricket.

Never played AFL, never will...

Realist · 20 September 2006

barney said:
PPS What do YOU think about netball??..........Cheers, Barney.

Netball is just AFL with skirts except you are not allowed to kick the ball.

barney · 20 September 2006

Realist said:
Netball is just AFL with skirts except you are not allowed to kick the ball.

Good onya Realist, I like your sense of humour ......... Still cant see why you don't like AFL though?? ............Are you sure you know the rules!? Cheers.

ice · 20 September 2006

Realist said:
Dancing is a contact sport.

Rugby is a collision sport.

I've played League, Union, Soccer and cricket.

Never played AFL, never will...

Know exactly what you mean Realist, I was never good enough to get picked either.

insider · 20 September 2006

In the rest of the world Football aka soccer, Is the world game because it requires more than an athlete to play it unlike gAyFL. It is the most creative and technical game. It let's people imagine deeply as it makes and breaks hearts just like the stock market. To the minority in the rest of the world that has seen gAyFL believe that it is a sport accomodates for homosexuals as they hug eachother agressively in a sexually frustrated way for balls. Rumour has it that ball's shape was derrived from a testical.

Melbourne has just become the Football capitol of the nation as another sold out Melbourne Victory match was on the weekend. GO VICTORY!!! I'm sure the gAyFL are shaking in their tight short shorts.

No Offense... But I use to like that sport until I experienced the rest of the world

barney · 20 September 2006

ice said:
Know exactly what you mean Realist, I was never good enough to get picked either.

Lots of "funny" people around here .........Let me quote yet again.................."Good humour is far more important than being wealthy"........so true!

swingstar · 20 September 2006

Realist said:
Netball is just AFL with skirts except you are not allowed to kick the ball.

I'd like to see this in netball.

Not that I care about football, but I do think Aussie rules is tougher than rugby.

wayneL · 20 September 2006

swingstar said:
I'd like to see this in netball.

Thats just how the girls greet each other up around these parts

Realist · 20 September 2006

barney said:
Good onya Realist, I like your sense of humour ......... Still cant see why you don't like AFL though?? ............Are you sure you know the rules!? Cheers.

Yeah you can't run with the ball, tackle someone, or pass the ball. The rest is semantics..

Duckman#72 · 20 September 2006

Realist said:
Yeah you can't run with the ball, tackle someone, or pass the ball. The rest is semantics..

Hi Realist - it must really bother you that Australia's premier football code is Aussie Rules. Yep, you can call it gAyFL, aerial ping pong, kick and giggle, cross country basketball, whatever you like..........but please ....also call it the most watched sport in Australia. :

You also seem a little homophobic - you keep mentioning the tight shorts, gAyFL and poofs. Well the ladies must love it - AFL has the greatest female spectator ratio of all the footy codes. Or maybe you were to busy checking out Tony Squires to notice! (something you're not telling us you little devil - you bum sniffing Mardi Gras boy)

Hey I bet you can't wait for the next Rugby World Cup. I am just hanging out to see how Romania and Canada go next time.

Duckman

Realist · 20 September 2006

Romania, Canada, they mean the same to me as Collingwood or St Kilda...

ie nothing..

juddy · 20 September 2006

Duckman#72 said:
kick and giggle

: : :

been loving aussie rules for many years Duckman, but never heard it called that before. Brilliant.

Duckman#72 · 20 September 2006

Realist said:
Romania, Canada, they mean the same to me as Collingwood or St Kilda...

ie nothing..

Don't be embarrassed dude - I refuse to acknowledge Collingwood's existence as well. You have just taken your first step into understanding AFL. Well done!!!!

The next step is realising that you can run with the ball, tackle and pass the ball!!!

Duckman

swingstar · 20 September 2006

wayneL said:
Thats just how the girls greet each other up around these parts

/makes note "don't go to Geraldton"

Freeballinginawetsuit · 20 September 2006

swingstar said:
/makes note "don't go to Geraldton"

Geraldton has some of the best young blood around, for sure!. Don't listen to Wayne he's full of it!.

http://www.surfingaustralia.com.au/article.aspx?nid=6297

Nice personalities, easy going and not bad on the eye. PS I'm biased, the girl in the yellow rashie on the above links my niece, she'd certainly make some young guy a happy wife.

swingstar · 20 September 2006

Freeballinginawetsuit said:
Geraldton has some of the best young blood around, for sure!.

http://www.surfingaustralia.com.au/article.aspx?nid=6297

Nice personalities, easy going and not bad on the eye. PS I'm biased, the girl in the yellow rashie on the above links my niece, she'd certainly make some young guy a happy wife.

Hehe, I didn't know Geraldton was on the coast. I thought it was about as remote as Alice Springs somewhere near the WA/SA border or something.

Freeballinginawetsuit · 20 September 2006

swingstar said:
Hehe, I didn't know Geraldton was on the coast. I thought it was about as remote as Alice Springs somewhere near the WA/SA border or something.

That photo was taken in Perth on the weekend, Gero has a lot nicer coastline than Perth.

Gero is remote though, but still a bustling little laid back community, with lots of rich millionaires!.

wayneL · 20 September 2006

Freeballinginawetsuit said:
Geraldton has some of the best young blood around, for sure!. Don't listen to Wayne he's full of it!.

http://www.surfingaustralia.com.au/article.aspx?nid=6297

Nice personalities, easy going and not bad on the eye. PS I'm biased, the girl in the yellow rashie on the above links my niece, she'd certainly make some young guy a happy wife.

I bet she doesn't play netball though

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