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Alvin, will we ever see your smiling face again?
Alvin, will we ever see your smiling face again?
I did that 11 times since I last posted here and this is what happened:
Bought at $495, sold at $512
Bought at $513, sold at $535
Bought at $536, sold at $545
Bought at $540, got stopped out at $537
Bought at $517, sold at $536
Bought at $535, got stopped out at $532
Bought at $528, sold at $544
Bought at $536, sold at $542
Bought at $531, got stopped out at $528
Bought at $517, sold at $531
And then, yesterday I had great expectationsfor an excellent Earnings Report and I was not disappointed.
Bought at $525 and sold at $567
Of course, you will. I am right here for all to see.
I know you all were waiting for me to blow up my (considerable) account. Sorry to disappoint you but that didn't happen.
For the last three months I have been busy (well, sort of busy) playing with Apple, by far the biggest and best company in the world.
I may post again in three months time, unless I see a really good comment that warrants an earlier reply.
We all saw what happened when truly live (purported) trades were posted, this clown had his a55 handed to him... a catastrophic loss...
Only the most asinine and gullible mug would believe the latest hindsight fabrication.
I cannot comment on AFP, however, I believe that many thousands of disgruntled former investors of the proliferation of dubious financial products, services and institutions within Australia, have ample cause for complaint about ASIC's woefully inadequate performance to date.So, who said ASIC and AFP have no teeth?
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I'm so glad to see that you didn't drown in one of your "dark pools" or choke on your "AAPL" cider, as your posts to date have been of sufficient hilarity to prove most entertaining.
Have you ever considered giving up investing to pursue a career in "stand up" comedy?
Alvin, given that there is so much skepticism about your motives and the truthfulness of your claims, I feel it is no longer appropriate for hindsight trades to be posted in this thread.
If you wish to post trades you will have to do so live, which means within 10 minutes of taking the trade.
This is the only way others can verify your claims and those reading this thread can be sure that you are being honest.
Dear cynic and WayneL,
why would I want to give up investing?
Apart from the small loss I suffered one day back in January, I have made consistent profits as AAPL moved from $495 up to $601. I simply bought at the "dips" and sold at the "peaks", just as it says in "Investing 101".
And, WayneL, the loss I suffered in January may be "catastrophic" to you, but it is far from catastrophic for me.
Only last night I bought more AAPL CFDs at the low point of $584, with a S/L at $581 and a minimum T/P at $590 which I may move higher if AAPL rallies strongly next week.I am glad you find my posts amusing, cynic (and others, I hope), but nothing is as satisfying as looking at my account balance every time I sell my AAPL CFDs at a profit.
Yours very truly,
Alvin Purple
Apple is the 15th biggest company in the world, "by far" NOT the biggest company in the world, don't know what world you're living in. http://www.forbes.com/global2000/list/
This is like watching reruns of Gilligan's Island; sorta funny at first, but after a while it's so predictable and asinine that it's all a bit sad. The humour just doesn't work any more.
Alvin, I dub thee, "Gilligan - Foolish Jester of ASF"
So Alvin....
Buying 10000 CFDs of AAPL, how much of your capital is used to open that huge position?
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