With total bans of everything in place today I thought it would be appropiate to send warm gushing wishes to all at ASF, even to the Good Cap't.
On reflection I though it might be prudent to seek counsel's advice on the appropiate wording.
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greetings to all and sundry, but it can be difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending anyone.
So on counsel's advice the following is:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for th religious/secular persuassions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Also, I wish you a fiscally successful, personally full-filling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2024, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other culters whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour,age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this Greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/her or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one (1) year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)