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Joules MM1

Joules MM1

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isnt it about time to move on from that woolley hat of pessimism?

had enough of vaguely veiled posts trying to disguise the posters true ruisms and dark thoughts of their own future?

how about some up-lifting and jolly-istic posts, full of wit and.....and.....umm.....wit

we can only but try

to begin

mirth twitts

Disalmanac ‏@Disalmanac

UPDATE: A study found that people with severe ADD have already stopped reading this sentence.
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ok, someone join in.....even if it's just a generic smiley icon thing.....

hello, anyone....

Disalmanac ‏@Disalmanac

Today in 1951, Sting was born. He'll probably celebrate with 72 straight hours of that weird-ass tantric yoga sex ****, the smug bastard.
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the ball is rolling......hurts, doesnt it!

:coffee:
 
so, about this weekend, wotchya upto?

beach combing?

http://regmedia.co.uk/2012/10/12/eye.jpg

Boffins baffled: HUGE EYEBALL eye washes up on Florida beach

Does Cthulhu need an eyepatch?

eye.jpg

Local resident Gino Covacci found the giant eyeball washed up at the high-tide mark of Pompano Beach on the southeast tip of Florida. It was so unusual he called the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission to try and find out what it was.

"It was very, very fresh," he told the Orlando Sentinel. "It was still bleeding when I put it in the plastic bag."

So far, the authorities say that they haven't identified the source of the object, but it's believed to be the right eye of a large marine animal. A swordfish is one possibility, since they are widely fished in the area, and a squid has also been mooted, since both need large eyes to see in deep, dark waters.

Sadly, visitors to the commission's Facebook page don't seem to be taking the quest for knowledge quite so seriously. Suggestions for the eye's former owner include the Lovecraftian creation Cthulhu, comic genius Marty Feldman, or Sauron, scourge of Middle Earth. ®
 
cynic said:
I'm usually at a bit of a loss when the weekend comes around.
I am one of those rare individuals whom loves work - I could just sit down and watch it all day!
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you need quality tv....

:p:
 
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pixel said:
I don't have a drinking problem either:
I drink. I get drunk. No problem.
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On the subject of drink, as W.C.Fields said;

"'Twas a woman drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her."

"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."

Asked why he never drank water: "Fish *f**k in it."
 
Joules MM1 said:
isnt it about time to move on from that woolley hat of pessimism?

had enough of vaguely veiled posts trying to disguise the posters true ruisms and dark thoughts of their own future?

how about some up-lifting and jolly-istic posts, full of wit and.....and.....umm.....wit

we can only but try

to begin

mirth twitts



ok, someone join in.....even if it's just a generic smiley icon thing.....

hello, anyone....



the ball is rolling......hurts, doesnt it!

:coffee:
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I don't mind interruptions, they are the norm.
But don't interrupt the interruptions!!
 
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