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September 2025 Stock Competition Entries!

Congratulations @access and @Captain_Chaza for an awesome performan
 
Dear @Joe Blow

May I respectfully request that you please keep my prize money for ASF? I do not pay a single cent towards ASF but do enjoy an excellent forum of many like-minded people who also provide immense knowledge for all of us.
So I am reinvesting the prize money in the knowledge bank.

Thanks for the opportunity.
 
What can now be laid at the feet of one @Garpal Gumnut who miserably finished last in the Sept Competition.
No amount of blustering about a cunning plan or an evil plan even came close to fruition.
So gg, you are now banished to the gloom and doom of the dirty and dank cellar where you are required to undertake the cleaning duties.
Relevant cleaning apparatus, poor quality reading material and equally poor seating arrangements are in place.
The supply of extremely poor gut rot red is unfortunately out of stock, so a limited supply of pre-opened XXXX is there in its place.
A certificate of "Do Much Better Next Month" is to be found in the squalor.
 
@Miner A most generous gesture Miner.
And as you say we all gain from the ASF members.
 

Thank you for the kind donation. It is sincerely appreciated.
 
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