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Satnavs.I have a little SatnavIt sits there in my carA Satnav is a drivers friendIt tells you where you areI have a little SatnavI've had it all my lifeIt does more than the normal oneMy Satnav is my wifeIt gives me full instructionsOn exactly how to drive"It's 6o klm an hour", it says"And your doing 65".It tells me when the light is redAnd when to use the breakAnd tells me it's never everSafe to overtakeIt lists the vehicles just in frontIt lists those to the rearAnd taking this into accountIt specifies the gearI'm sure no other driverHas so helpful a deviceFor when we leave and lock the carIt still gives adviceIt fills me up on counsellingEach journey's pretty fraughtSo why don't I exchange itAnd get a quieter sort?Ah well, you see, it cleans the houseMakes sure I'm properly fedIt washes all my shirts and thingsAnd - keeps me warm in bedjoea
Satnavs.
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a drivers friend
It tells you where you are
I've had it all my life
It does more than the normal one
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"It's 6o klm an hour", it says
"And your doing 65".
It tells me when the light is red
And when to use the break
And tells me it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It lists the vehicles just in front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies the gear
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives advice
It fills me up on counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed
joea
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