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Capt'ns Log aka Storm at Sea

@farmerge .. you are so annoying ... haha


from C Weed Pétomane ... not quite "flung spray" and "blown spume"

Att. farmer: For trying to Climb Out of your Bucket of Friends and back onto my ship again You have been Sentenced with another One LIFETIME Banishment
And, because "Any Friend of My Enemy is My Enemy" 3 of your Friends who have NEVER acknowledged this Capt with an Emoji will be banished for One Year


Au Revoir
 
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Wow I'm quivering and shaking in my fire boots with absolute fear of the unknown.
A Lifetime Banishment.
I must print this off and hang it on the inside of the dunny door, the most appropriate place I feel.
 
how did you manage this post, farmer? you must be in ruddy good health.

As a member of the Good Cap't C-weeds banished crew I have absolutely no idea what is the comment.
Are you @eskeys the remaining crew member on board the good tub "Rustbucket" steered by Cap't C-weed?????

and from @wayneL ..."This busted up bucket of rotten old planks is pretty much like the Mary Celeste.. adrift with nary a human aboard"

I get your drift
 
I must have walked the plank while in Sri Lanka, maybe my lower involvment was the reason, or the cyclone posts before scared a seafaring captain..
No clue why...
anyway, i am expelled and pushed in the naughty corner
@qldfrog One less to man the oars when that thar wind don't blow!!!
 
how did you manage this post, farmer? you must be in ruddy good health.



and from @wayneL ..."This busted up bucket of rotten old planks is pretty much like the Mary Celeste.. adrift with nary a human aboard"

I get your drift
@Dona Ferentes Still limited to certain actions with the arms, though walking good distances 2 or 3 times a day does help body and mind.
The best bit of news I got whilst in hospital that the Prof Surgeon actually found that I had a heart.
Now that bit was terrific, and we all had a good laugh about it.
Next stage according to the Prof we have to find a brain, little to no hope i responded.
Had a ready good crew looking after me for my 12 day stay
 
you probably passed a Blood Test, too
 
@Dona Ferentes I'm wondering if you are one of the vary rare people who can see and read what Capt C-Weed actually posts.
no ... not at all. nor do I wish to be

however, if you log out AND capn cloaca has posted recently, among the last 10 posts, then the magesterial flourishes are accessible as ' read-only '.

I find it amusing most of the 2455 replies would be him talking to himself.
 
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