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To the women seeking rich husbands :)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tyler Durden, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden

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    Enjoy :)

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    A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

    A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

    Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

    I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.

    I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

    You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

    My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

    I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

    Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

    If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

    I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
    1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
    2) Which age group should I target?
    3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

    4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

    Ms. Pretty

    A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

    Dear Ms. Pretty,
    I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

    My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

    From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

    Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

    However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

    Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
    If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

    Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

    Hope this reply helps.

    signed,
    J.P. Morgan CEO
     
  2. Boggo

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    Maybe the thread should have been called 'Loneliness vs Poverty'. :D

    Just ask Flavio Briatore !
     

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  3. Gringotts Bank

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    A pretty young woman vs. preservation of capital. I'd take the former every time. Bankers have weird priorities.
     
  4. Knobby22

    Knobby22 Mmmmmm 2nd breakfast

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    Lol.
     
  5. prawn_86

    prawn_86 Mod: Call me Dendrobranchiata

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    This has been doing the rounds for years. I first saw it when i was in Uni
     
  6. Starcraftmazter

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    Pretty funny, I wonder if it's true?

    Are you kidding me? The very point is that the "pretty" depreciates whereas capital appreciates :p
     
  7. drsmith

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    A short term lease at least addresses the depreciation problem.
     
  8. burglar

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    I'd rather see it twice, than miss it!

    Thanks Tyler!
    Keep on posting!!:)
     
  9. Gringotts Bank

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    An easy $500 mill. if you've got the mojo. She's actually quite pretty for a Chinese woman. What's not to like?

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/...oon-offers-fortune-to-marry-off-gay-daughter/


    H.K. tycoon offers fortune to marry off gay daughter


    HONG KONG (AFP) - A Hong Kong tycoon has offered a $65 million "marriage bounty" to any man who can win the heart of his lesbian daughter, a report said Wednesday.

    Cecil Chao announced the financial reward of HK$500 million after his daughter, Gigi, married her same-sex partner of seven years in France earlier this year, the South China Morning Post reported.

    "I don't mind whether he is rich or poor. The important thing is that he is generous and kind hearted," 76-year-old Chao was quoted as saying.

    "Gigi is a very good woman with both talents and looks. She is devoted to her parents, is generous and does volunteer work," he added.

    He also rejected "false reports" that Gigi, 33, had married abroad, saying she was still single.

    Chao, who owns publicly-listed property developer Cheuk Nang, could not be reached for comment.

    Same-sex marriages are not recognised in Hong Kong, a socially conservative Chinese city where homosexuality was decriminalised in 1991.

    Chao is well known in Hong Kong's social circles and regularly appears at public events with his latest young girlfriend.
    He reportedly once claimed to have had intimate relations with 10,000 women.
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  10. Knobby22

    Knobby22 Mmmmmm 2nd breakfast

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    I think it's her Dad that's put her off men.
     
  11. Gringotts Bank

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    Yes.... and that's not real lesbianism, that's "I don't like men, because they are all like my father" (conditioned response). If her "lesbianism" was caused by a poor relationship with her mother (more common), that's impossible for a guy to fix. The problem with the father offering a huge some of money is that he will attract guys who are just like him, so that can't work. She's already sick of being treated like a commodity. That's the whole issue, and he can't see it. Put away your passports! :)
     
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    May be Austin Powers will fit the bill.

    Not sure how to interpret this?!
     
  13. DB008

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    l'd give it a crack. $65 million is a lot of money. Hell, l think that most single blokes would try. Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
     
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    The dad actually looks more like a lesbian than the daughter.
     
  15. CanOz

    CanOz Home runs feel good, but base hits pay bills!

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    Flight CA115 just boarding....will let you know how i go after i get there!!:D
     
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