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Der Kaiser Mitt Snotentroff

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Garpal Gumnut, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. Garpal Gumnut

    Garpal Gumnut

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    Achtung, Achtung, Achtung

    Der Kaiser hat vinallich returnen

    Achtung.

    Mitt $450,000 in der Kaiser Mittz.

    Achtung

    Herr Rudd und Frau Bligh lieben der Kaiser Platz in der politischen Troff en Queensland und Australien Interneten.

    Achtung

    Longen Liven der Kaiser.

    Achtung

    gg
     
  2. GumbyLearner

    GumbyLearner

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    Ya vetternwirtschaft. ;)
     
  3. Garpal Gumnut

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    Sie kratzen meinem Rücken und ich wäscht

    gg
     
  4. GumbyLearner

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    er ist besser qualifiziert als die anderen Kandidaten. :dimbulb: :D
     
  5. investorpaul

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    Was sagst du, ich Kann Kein Deutsch?
     
  6. GumbyLearner

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    Achtung



    Tun Sie Ihre eigene Forschung ;)
     
  7. GumbyLearner

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    Es gab keine anderen Kandidaten
     
  8. Garpal Gumnut

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    Achtung

    Deepen en das bunkeren das ALP handen outen looten.

    Achtung

    Herr Rudd und Frau Bligh holden der bagsen looten.

    Achtung.

    Der Kaiser ist Bach. Go avay Bach.

    Achtung

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  9. Garpal Gumnut

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    The process used to appoint Mike Kaiser, a former disgraced ALP Member of the Queensland Parliament is disgraceful.

    An important position such as Head of the National Broadband Network should have been subject to advertising and recruitment of the best person for the job.

    I know many workers in telecommunications who have risen through the ranks to management level who could run rings around Kaiser in Governance and Ability in this area.

    Kevin Rudd and Anna Blight will regret this "job" for a boy, of theirs.

    It is an utter disgrace.

    Poor Governance = Bad Organisation = Poor Performance.

    It comes from the top. Look at Telstra.


    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,26710734-3102,00.html




    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/pol...orrupted-process/story-e6frgczf-1225828226765


    http://www.zdnet.com.au/news/commun...Co-s-Kaiser-hire/0,130061791,339300934,00.htm

    gg
     
  10. GumbyLearner

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    Stephen Conroy war scrutineer für Mike Kaiser

    http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26710734-952,00.html

    BROADBAND Minister Stephen Conroy's claims not to be a close friend of Mike Kaiser, the man he recommended for a plum $450,000 role, have taken a blow after revelations he flew to Queensland to scrutinise for the former MP when he was elected to the Queensland Parliament.

    Senior Labor sources yesterday revealed Senator Conroy was personally appointed by Mr Kaiser to scrutinise for him during vote counting at his by-election in 2000 and gave a speech lauding the new Woodridge MP at the victory celebrations.

    Er behauptet, er kennt ihn nicht aus einem Stück Seife. :rolleyes:
     
  11. beaul

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  12. Garpal Gumnut

    Garpal Gumnut

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    Und Pome.

    Authoren Garpal Gumnuten

    Kevinen unt Anna hat und liddel lamben
    Hoos flis vas az vite as Snowen maybeen
    Und allen plaz ver dat Kevinen unt Anna vent
    Derlamben Kaisermike venten as vell

    He venten in der liddel Reichstag in Brisvegasen
    He venten aus ov der Reichstag, aus aus aus, baden boy
    He venten en der Newen Sudvalen SonderServiz
    He venten in der Emprezlandt SonderServiz

    Der liddel lamben Kaisermike vos pooren unt sadden
    He droppen de tearz und Keven unt Anna Dey droppen de tearz as Vel,
    Ven dat happenz dey finden unt newen Jobben fur der liddel Lamben
    Unt der vill be nein tears nowen, unt der volk singen "Broadbandt uber alles"

    Der Enden

    Achtung.

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  13. springhill

    springhill Make the drill work for YOU

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    Deine Mutter ist ein Schweinhund
     
  14. GumbyLearner

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    Meine Handflächen sind ganz trocken, könnte jemand bitte pass das Fett?
     
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    Schmieren Palmen ist nicht, wie es in der ALP getan ist, sondern die Weiterentwicklung des würdigen

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  17. GumbyLearner

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    etzt sind sie erzählen uns nicht in Frage ernannten Freunde.

    Vielleicht brauchen einige dieser Mrs.Palmers Surfbrett Wachs.

    Achtung!

    Lay off NBN smears, PM warns

    http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/lay-off-nbn-smears-pm-warns-20110101-19cq2.html

    Jessica Wright
    January 2, 2011

    PRIME MINISTER Julia Gillard has leapt to the defence of two NBN Co executives, accusing Opposition Leader Tony Abbott of playing smear politics.

    NBN Co chief executive Mike Quigley, who is in charge of implementing the national broadband network, and chief financial officer Jean-Pascal Beaufret are former senior executives at French telco Alcatel-Lucent, which has been exposed as having paid bribes to win lucrative contracts in Latin America and Asia.

    Neither Mr Quigley nor Mr Beaufret was involved in the bribe investigation, which resulted in the telco being fined $US137 million. The Coalition has seized on the executives' previous employment, saying there were ''serious questions'' for the government to answer.
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    ''The regulatory authorities found that Alcatel was bedevilled with lax management and practices,'' Mr Abbott said yesterday.

    ''That's how these bribes were paid. Can we be confident that the national broadband network is being administered better than Alcatel was?''

    Ms Gillard responded: ''This is a personal smear against a highly regarded businessman [Mr Quigley], actually an Australian recognised for his telecommunications expertise around the world. So I'd say to Tony Abbott, and I'd say to the Opposition in general: get out of the politics of smear.''
     
  18. Garpal Gumnut

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    Frommern der flunkennunkumpuks ind der Maquariestrasse und Surreystrasse

    gg
     
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    Was zum Teufel hat wachsen die surfbrett machen durfte met einfetten der Palm??
     
  20. white_crane

    white_crane Jedi Master

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    From my Lonely Planet German phrasebook...

    Spricht hier jemand Englisch?
     
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