Garpal Gumnut
Ross Island Hotel
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The occupancy rate of Financial Advisors Car Parks is in Inverse Proportion to the Future Wealth of the Clients of the Financial Advisor consulted.
I generally, no I should say exclusively, invest on my own instincts and knowledge of the market and financial indices, technical analysis and interest rate projections.
As the Gumnut wives increased, their and my progeny are now giving forth grandchildren of many hues and temperament. It is my duty and pleasure to travel widely to pat a descendant on the head before it spits the dummy or does a poo.
On these wanderings throughout Australia I have noticed that the Financial Advisors car parks are becoming more full, often to over-capacity. I usually park in Financial Advisor's carparks in large towns or cities (especially) as they would dare not to tow a Bentley Arnage away.
So the gulls are descending for their chips.
It is 101 for a huge Capital Loss.
Financial Advisors Car Park Capicty = Imminent Financial Collapse.
Poor bastards.
gg
I generally, no I should say exclusively, invest on my own instincts and knowledge of the market and financial indices, technical analysis and interest rate projections.
As the Gumnut wives increased, their and my progeny are now giving forth grandchildren of many hues and temperament. It is my duty and pleasure to travel widely to pat a descendant on the head before it spits the dummy or does a poo.
On these wanderings throughout Australia I have noticed that the Financial Advisors car parks are becoming more full, often to over-capacity. I usually park in Financial Advisor's carparks in large towns or cities (especially) as they would dare not to tow a Bentley Arnage away.
So the gulls are descending for their chips.
It is 101 for a huge Capital Loss.
Financial Advisors Car Park Capicty = Imminent Financial Collapse.
Poor bastards.
gg