Good to see everone running around in circles looking for a good update, so I thought we should throw in sum -ice breakers- to ease the moment russel up your feathers, relax and have a bit of a chuckle?

2 Alcoholic Koala's sitting in the tree, dressed as polar bears having a bit of session smokin up the leaves, havin a few bubles and a bit of a giggle. One of the koala's says to the other, "A few more of these Bundy Rums and we should be even." 'Yer .. says the other "All I can bearly taste is the Burbon"

You know your havin a bad day when?

.....Your income tax refund cheque bounces.

.....Your birthday cake collapses from the wieght of the candles.

......Your four year old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the tiolet.

.....No one laughs but you.

....Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

.....You have to borrow from your VISAcard to pay off you Marstercard.
......You relise you've memorised the back of your cearal box.
.....You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

No affence girls but:

Why did the blonde jump of the cliff? 'She thought her MAXI-PAD had WINGS!

Why do blondes tell stupid joke? 'So brunettes can get them.

Theres a few coldie's I whiped up, hope they taste alright. If you think its funny we want to know about it!


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