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    bbc news, front page

    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

    LOL What a classic

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    and I thought I knew a good story, that is a classic

    About six months ago, there was a story of an English girl that married a dolphin, that she had met a few years before. She maintained that there was nothing sick about it (I doubt her therapist feels the same way)

    They had a celebrant officiate, and then swam off to be happier ever after..

    and we thought trading the stock market is crazy....LOL


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    Did she have delusions of being a mermaid or something? lol

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    Crackaton, this forum wouldnt be an attempt to raise your daily post average by any chance so you can enter the stock tipping comp?

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    nah. I picked BGF but I should have done MMN oh well.

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    I wonder how many KIDS they plan to have

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    lol Heaps by the sound of it. Gees this guy has done allright for 50$ lol

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    just shows you there are some serious sicko's out there,

    dolphin girl seriously believed that he "understood" her...go figure

    she even fed him a wedding feast of fish before swimming off into the sunset..

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    and then theres the bestiality society motto - "IN DOG WE THRUST"

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    Okay everyone... I think we should let this thread die as it is starting to push the boundaries IMO. Please remember ASF is supposed to be a G-rated website.

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