I was already heartily sick and tired of over muscled and selectively skilled sporting neanderthals being afforded so much adulation in Australia, prior to the not unexpected revelations of doping.
I would propose a banning of all competitive sport at a national and state level.
A return to local sport would do the nation no harm.
Parents would spend more time with their children, both as participants and players.
The drug peddlers and criminals would be eliminated in one move from sport.
Obesity and lack of fitness in the nation would be tackled in one swift move.
Television company executives, multinational sponsor CEO's and their associated cockroaching behaved commentators and hangers-on could be given employment as labourers or stop go persons on Federal and State projects.