I'll just drop this one on the forum without any context whatsoever, except with the warning that this is sadly the "in-est" of in-jokes, and probably no-one will be into outside the office I work in would be interested. But I have to see if there's any other fans out there, and this forum is the only one I can think of that has some likelyhood.
Plus, what can I say... it's Friday afternoon.
Ripley: "Well, I'll tell you what I know. We bought what we thought were normal BHP call warrants. We noticed that the market dropped at bit, but Kane seemed fine. Later we went out for a coffee and Kane got back to his computer, he started to um.... he... ah...."
Vasquez: "Look man, there's just one thing I need to know. Did.... he.... read.... the PDS?"
Hudson: "There's someone making money here and it ain't us!"
Ripley: “No one told me we were using CMC, why not?”
Burke :“Um... er it didn’t occur to me”
Bishop: “Why, is there a problem”
Burke: “Er... last time ripley went out on the trading floor there was a malfunction”
Ripley: “A MALFUNCTION”
Burke:“Um.... the stop loss function didn’t work and some bankruptcies were involved”
Bishop: “I'm shocked”………. With our new responsible trading behaviour inhibitors, its impossible for me to place a trade or amend a trade without a stop loss being deployed”
Bishop :“Can I offer you a CFD?”
Ripley: “You just stay away from me Bishop, you understand!”