This is to state that Garpal Gumnut Lawyers and Trolley Service, incorporated in Waziristan, and an expert firm in "reasonable doubt" and trolley return, now represents Capt.Emad in all matters pertaining to his recent departure on holiday.
Further we represent him in relation to an outstanding action against the muppet ACT Housing Authority in relation to a noisy dishwasher in his taxpayer funded house.
We further represent him in relation to disgraceful allegations of missing trolleys at the Gungahlin Shopping Centre, heinous allegations.
Any further questions as to his past nautical experience or love of the ocean waves from the muppet Minister Bowen or the ALP/Green Government should be addressed via posts on ASF.
Capt. Emad is an honourable man with a love of travel, money and the exploitation of the vulnerable and as such should not be pursued by this muppet ALP/Green Government.
Our first priority is the protection of his bond of $250 with the ACT Housing Authority.
Our second is the pursuit of an action for the tinnitus against the ACT from the washing machine.