I decided to join the 21st century and bought a smartphone. Fantastic thing, I do heaps of texting with my business, so the voice recognition software is very handy. It gets it right most of the time...
...sometimes not. Sometimes it comes up with some pretty funny stuff.
I had to cancel an appointment and I had spoke into the phone - "Yeah, we will have to try and figure something out for early next week. Cheers."
It interpreted that as "Yeah, we will have to try and figure something out for having sex with cheese"
Just had to write some of these down.