I had a very interesting lunch last week at the Golden Century restaurant with some ALP NSW Right head honchos in Sussex St.
It would appear that the Governor General's lawnmower Lil Bill Shorten is to get a guernsey and that all Rudd supporters are to be sacked.
Peter Garrett I am told is a very unhappy warbler, and may attempt a to grow a mullet to show his displeasure at being asked to resign.
Kim Carr will remain on the backbench and Marn Fergsun will remain as the expert in linguistics.
It will be an interesting year with most chairs now nailed to the Titanic, except for Kevin Rudd who is in training with wheels.