We are looking for someone to pull the winning ticket, at Raunchy Raffles just before Christmas, at the Hotel.
We need an eminent person without scruples, conscience or couth.
I normally do the honours, but will be away helping a mate sell some uranium forward in India.
Does anyone have the phone number of Slippery Pete, the Speaker of Federal Parliament, who I am reliably informed is well suited for the position.
This is a picture of said Slippery.
It was taken on T**s Out Tuesday late last year near the Discovery Nightclub in Darwin on my Kodak Brownie Camera.