Dear Fellow Members of ASF,
I have had a bet on with a very rich famous Queenslander for 1 big one that I would avoid an infraction on ASF for 12 months.
Tomorrow is the Anniversary of my last infraction which occurred on 9/7/2010. I include a sample of the sins I have committed over the years, to give you an idea of my venality. This is a representative but not complete list.
Personal Attack/Insulting Other Member(s)
Deliberately Provoking Others
May I please ask members tonight not to provoke me, in particular Balmain basket weavers, hairy legged feminists and PEN pathetics.
Godbotherers and Climate Alarmists, please go to your churches and pray and leave ASF alone tonight.
Those in love with anything free except love, should equally be abed early tonight. And also those who delight in complaining to waiters in restaurants when I light up a decent Cohiba, or are jealous of those of us privileged to drive an Arnage.
A grand is a grand, after all.