NSW Labor will be banished for 20 years from an insipid, debauched, degenerate and self serving rule of our premier state.
Federally the Greens will have to put up or shut up, and instead of being agin everything have to make some decisions.
Rudd will return as Leader of the ALP, in opposition.
The Budgiesmuggler, Tony Abbott, will be PM by September.
A Muslim will bat at No.3 for Australia and go on to be Captain of the Australian Cricket Team.
Climate poobahs in academia will cease to have funding to pursue their religion of weather.
Indecent salaries and bonuses for financial executives will cease.