Today he plucked a few eyebrow hairs and decided to perform a splendorous back-flip on the latest petrol excises rise due early next year.
...That’s why our little Johnny sternly reminded the Australian public a few weeks back that he could not lower the taxation rate applied to fuel, as in the back of his mind he was about to raise it.
The dirty slime-bag is already double dipping at the fuel pump now, with his tax on a tax idea.
Counting those days to the next election….with much glee!
Now where is that eyebrow plucker?, stand clear peoples, I need to cast my vote!