The Leader of the Opposition has at last come out with a policy to reinvigorate the nation.
He will cut the dole from the hundreds of thousands of bludgers hiding in front of their bong strewn TV's in Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney, supplied with weed money via Centrelink.
The regions are crying out for workers while these bludgers watch "Dancing with an Underbelly" or some other **** on Channel 7 or 9.
A close substance testing regime, some hard work and an improvement in their self esteem would do wonders for these bludgers.
Presently they live a pitiful existence in the old manufacturing states of Australia with the excuse that there is no work available locally.
What a paltry excuse to bludge off taxpayers. Move em out, to quote a famous song.
ggRollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them bludgers movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon they'll be living high and wide.