With this fellow Haron being now widely reported in the Daily Telegraph, a publication not given to inaccuracy or hyperbole, I was wondering how does one become a sheikh.
He is a sheikh.
When I was a lad, sheikhs were few and far between, even in the Middle East, and usually had buxom lassies with see through veils lounging about them.
How the world has changed.
Now every second man jack is either a reverend, mullah, pastor or sheikh.
Is there a TAFE course that one could go to whereby one could get, after a suitable few years of studying godbothering, a title such as sheikh or pastor.
I rather fancy Sheikh Garpal Gumnut, or The Rev. Garpal Gumnut, or Mullah Garpal, or Pastor Gumnut .
If there is no such academy, would anyone like to go into partnership with me to start a College of Advanced Godbothering Titles.
I feel $1000 a term, 3 terms a year , payable in advance for 2 years with $500 for an embossed certificate at the end to be reasonable.