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    Default Drunk badger impersonates roadkill

    Drunk badger impersonates roadkill
    Article from: The Advertiser

    July 09, 2009 09:00am

    A BADGER in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said.
    A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road - only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

    Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea.

    Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

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    another excuse for drink driving - maybe (lots of cherries)

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    Heard this on ABC News Radio yesterday morning - Very funny. They even suggested a new term... To get Badgered.

    Had a quite chuckle as Badger means something else in my slang vocab


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