Joe Hockey has been appointed as Shadow Treasurer. Finally a team that can take on the bespectacled Queenslanders before they indebt our kids to pay for baubles and trinkets to get us out of 'this mess' (read natural vagaries of the asset and economic cycle).
Whatever you do Wayne, do not set aside any money for future productive ventures ok? We want $950 of plasmas and Nintendos to keep those 'check out chicks' in jobs!
Joe Hockey has been confirmed as the new shadow treasurer following Liberal deputy leader Julie Bishop's resignation from the portfolio on Monday