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    Default How to make a Profit from Monkeys

    I was going to put this on the Jokes thread, but decided the underlying message wasn't all that funny.

    If anyone has difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help....

    Once upon a time in a village in India, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
    The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
    The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
    Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an ef fort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
    The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.
    In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50.'
    The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.
    Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere! Welcome to WALL STREET.

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    Default Re: How to make a Profit from Monkeys

    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    I was going to put this on the Jokes thread, but decided the underlying message wasn't all that funny.
    Good jokes get around. Have read it before and still like it.

    Agree, it does sum up a few things, as I can only laugh at myself.

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