You know when you experience weird things or people, like on public transport?
Sometimes stuff happens where you just wish you weren't there, or that you could walk away without being noticed, or that you had a machine gun and could kill everyone you could see, just to end the situation sooner.
Like this time I'm at the train station and this guy is talking to his mate about one of his dance moves. He asks his mate, "Do you want to see my crazy legs?" I was just looking at the ground, buggered after being awake since 4a.m..
Before his mate could say anything, he continues, "it's like a hybrid..." and gives a demo on the platform. There's no music playing. I could hear his feet swishing around on the concrete next to me, but I daren't look up in case the mental imagery scarred me. Yet 5 years later that moment remains with me.