While surfing today the nose of my surfboard center punched my face between my nose and top lip.
Managed to stay conscious, blood in the water, the music from Jaws started to play, a young bloke offered to take me in etc, good news didn't damage the surf board ($1K Firewire).
Lucky I didn't lose my front teeth but got 4 stitches, the Irish doctor at Mandurah hospital put in 5 but took out the 5th again wasn't happy at how it looked.
I guess I'll change my avatar to scar face. We had a good laugh about it after he told me how bad his needle work was except I had to hold my face together while laughing.
Sorry I digress, to assist in pain relief I have been drinking Bourbon / dry and Red wine chaser"s using a straw.
Any one done serious testing on how much more you drink doing this?